about a year and a half ago i underwent surgery and it was supposed to be a simple 45 minute surgery but there were a lot of complications and it ended up taking 7 hours, and they said i nearly died and they were really glad i lived and. i was thinking about that because when they took me to the operation room i literally fucking told my mom the words johndave is canon as a joke and. i could have died and my legitimate last fucking words would have been johndave is canon
it doesn’t have to be elaborate
i don’t care for fancy dates
but if he says,
"hey let’s grab some coffee, my treat."
"i need to buy a sweater, help me choose?"
"i haven’t seen you in awhile, let’s go watch a movie."
it sounds totes better than
"idk what do you want to do choose"
sherlock and john coming along with molly to her nephew’s bar mitzvah and a bunch of different women try and set sherlock up with their daughters and john eventually just has to shuffle him out of there because he’s getting so annoyed
and when they get home john fucks sherlock into the mattress and sherlock is so out of breath by the end of it all he can do is giggle out ‘mazel tov’
if you ever feel bad about yourself just remember
due to selective breeding throughout human history, and that people tend to marry attractive people and have more attractive kids, people today are exponentially more appealing than past generations.
So if you ever went back in time people would be amazed at your beauty and probably think you were some sort of god/goddess
this is not only amusing but it just made my mind explode