Anne;female;she,her;17; has weird love for Auden and Vonnegut as well as many other things .
Anonymous asked: I was doing my taxes when a white hole appeared and a calculator came out. Now I'm smelling a faint chem- o wait the white hole's gone. Never mind.
C-Congratulations! You now have a new calculator. Do not divide by zero or else there will be grave consequences.
If James and Lily had survived, I am positive that every time Harry got into trouble, there would be a huge betting pool on whether the next howler would be James and Sirius congratulating him or Lily screaming at him and commanding Severus to give him detention for a month. And as the Potter family owl would arrive, everyone would be silently anticipating the results, and at the end you’d see dumbledore discretely handing mcgonagall 10 galleons
how do astronauts say they’re sorry?
We dont apologize.
we are perfect.
nasa i know of at least 2 exploded spaceships that beg to differ
people complaining about female thor messing with northern mythology obviously hasn’t realized that loki and thor were never brothers in mythology either. in fact, loki was actually odin’s brother. loki also turned himself into a female horse, bred with a stallion and gave birth to an eight-legged horse named sleipnir. marvel never covered that one, did they